superwholocked-in-albion:

jeankd:

thegoddamazon:

The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.

The only historically accurate line in the whole film. 

excuse u

(via hi)

fugaazi:

This is one of the best fucking gifs I have ever seen

(via hi)

poopflow:

nah mom I went to bed 4 hours ago I just woke up to go to the bathroom

(via humoristics)

ben-c:

ifbuteverythought:

vinebox:

My typical school day

As a teacher, I wish one of my students would say this. I would die laughing and then remember I’m supposed to be the adult in the room. 

WHY IS THIS TINY CHILD FUNNIER THAN ME

(via bastille)

astoundly:

sometimes i think i’m sassy and then i realize i’m just too sarcastic and borderline mean

(via asian-alpaca)

condom:

I love when people shut the fuck up

(via orgasm)

prevalere:

you know how in some movies the bride/groom calls off the wedding to be with the person they truly love and then they live happily ever after well it’s pretty shitty that the person they were getting married to doesn’t actually get a happy ending but no one seems to care about it to the point that he/she is not even mentioned afterwards as if that person didn’t exist or had feelings at all yeah just a thought

(via cslum)

flums:

If u think someone (me) is cute you should tell them (me)

(via humoristics)

gailsimone:

lawebloca:

Friends

I almost died just now.
gailsimone:

lawebloca:

Friends

I almost died just now.

gailsimone:

lawebloca:

Friends

I almost died just now.

(via asian-alpaca)